Okay, if you read the initial entry on this rather sparsely worded blog (February 27, 2010), you’ll see that I have a desire to lose weight and get in better shape — both for the health of it and because I’m as vain as the next person. This desire to become a lean, mean machine is in direct opposition to my desire to consume massive amounts of foods and beverages. You’ll also note that at the time of that posting, I weighed 244 pounds. As of this moment, I weigh 228.1 pounds — not that I’m paying close attention to such things. While it is good that I’m down a little since that day back in 2010, it is also true that at this pace I won’t reach my goal weight until sometime after I’m about 112 years old. At that point, screw it; give me the ice cream. I mean, who cares if you’re the fattest old guy in the nursing home?
Today, though, I would like to start my transformation into that thin guy that I see in my mind’s eye. I’ve dreamed of getting down to my goal weight of 172 pounds, seemingly since I was in about third grade. I’ve started and stopped and restarted and quit and got it going again so often that I wouldn’t even want to hazard a guess as to how many times the words “this time I mean it” have escaped from my lips. Well — THIS TIME I MEAN IT!!!
It must be true because I wrote it out in all capital letters.
I’ve got the charts going, the apps on my phone that do everything but perform liposuction, the support of my wife, and a newly recharged desire to make it work.
The plan is to get healthy sooner rather than later — and maintain it — until I’m 112 years old — then I’ll fatten back up and be the jolly fatso in the nursing home that everyone will think is so cute as he eats container after container of ice cream.